My Friend The King is a song from the episode Castle Caper.
Characters Singing[]
Lyrics[]
Bobgoblin: No invaders, no dragons, no trolls
No invaders, no dragons, no trolls
Wally Trollman: I made that castle and crown for you
I even made you some rugs to chew
We weren't excpecting a goblin to take 'em
Bobgoblin: No invaders, no dragons, no trolls!
Wally Trollman: What if he eats all the royal jam?
Juggles your Majesty's pots and pans?
We've got to stop him before he can break 'em
My friend the king!
The castle and the crown belong to him
I know we're gonna get 'em back again
Get out the goblin, put the king back in
Gina Giant: Put the king back in!
Bobgoblin: No invaders, no dragons, no trolls!
No invaders, no dragons, no trolls!
Wally Trollman: Everything start out perfectly
How did things get so Bobgoblin-y?
He messed up everything we were creating
Bobgoblin: No invaders, no dragons, no trolls
Wally Trollman: Norville is ready to reign again
We'll do whatever it takes for him
If we're invaders, then lets start invading!
Norville: Rooh!
Wally Trollman: My friend the king!
The castle and the crown belong to him
I know we're gonna get 'em back again
Gina Giant: My friend the king!
Wally Trollman: Get out the goblin, put the king back in!
Gina Giant: Put the king back in!
Bobgoblin: No invaders, no dragons, no trolls!
No invaders, no dragons, no trolls!
No invaders, no dragons, no trolls!
No invaders, no dragons! no trolls!
and no giants!